comedy
Defeatedso i cant do stand up, they have said my material is good but my delivery and stage skills need work
so i have decided to sell my bits , i will use deviant art to copy write it
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cornflaked microphonelemon birds on the roof of an applecornflaked microphone
version of the flying cornflaked microphone
keyboarded tree's inside Macedonian printers, see the poet with out zebra's !?
foot on a feline refrigerator, kitchen frogs mug's business oranges running into fake young erasers
clay covered spiritual bottle caps procure dangerous shoes , having frighting guitar vision
morning fresh camera's shoot denim food labeled golden with angry teeth fastly sitting, driving exploding deer ,giving inexperienced car's backwards tripods, with shoelaces freaking out dancing socks reversing super belts into lead mo
by ~psychodoughboy92
acronymsAs i waws walking to the DMV a WASP in an SUV offered me some LSD i said no man i dont wanna OD. i finally got my DP and i went on the PCH with my ATV to go to work at AIG. My CEO IM'ed me on my IBM on AIM, he said your paycheck is TBA. I called the SEC with my LG and they told me that i am SOL, so i went to the CIO, they told me to GTFO and said that i needed a BSD from USC, i said have an AAD from SCC he said WTF LOL TTYL you SOB. I 411ed the IRS and they said that my IRA was ADIH because i was paying the TARP for AIG. I said OMG thats AB they said STFU or youll be an MP thanks to the FCC.acronyms
by ~psychodoughboy92
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save me from meanother night of consuming fears and nobody can hear my silent screams begging to get away from my head to take myself far from here nobody can hear me in my mind locked inside my miserys over and over i feel the pain its always fresh on my mind it never goes away i want to just have my peace to float on clouds not misery locked inside in my head nobody knows how lonely i am stuck &nsave me from me
by ~tishtish11
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- Current Residence: Santa Ana ,California
- Interests: Photoshop (The real one not the cheap knockoffs) and flash
- Favourite band or musician: Rammstein,Disturbed,kOrn, Ozzy, Rob Zombie
- Favourite genre of music: Metal
- Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Alan poe, Douglas Adams (odd combination I know)
- Operating System: Windows Xp ( and proud of it )
- Skin of choice: No skin (that way nobody would be a racist)
- Favourite cartoon character: Filler Bunny,Flippy,Handy
- Personal Quote: You can educate and idiot but he would still be an idiot
- Tools of the Trade: Cheap ass Photo shop Knockoff (photo impact) still pretty good at it though (debatable)
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